October 20, 2003, 12:17
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Write chegitz and Bunnygrrl's Vows!
Okay, due to the fact that conservatives have nothing better to do than to tell people who to live their lives, BG and I have had to wait another day to get married. In the civilized North, where liberals rule, a marriage license costs $35 and you can get married on the same day and they take credit cards. Not so here in the South. Three day waiting period and $85, unless I go to some course telling me all about marriage, but you have to go to the Courthouse to get the list of people teaching the course, cuz they haven't bothered to put it up on the web yet, despite he law being 5 years old.
So, we're getting married tomorrow, and then I'll be Mister Bunnygrrl.
In the meantime, we need some vows. You have until 9:00 PM EDT.
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October 20, 2003, 12:19
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Do you, Mighty Mistress of Darkness, take this flabby old commie?
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October 20, 2003, 12:20
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Oh come on, Laz, you can do better than that.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 20, 2003, 12:44
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promise that you won't move to cuba without her consent first, no matter what sloww says.
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October 20, 2003, 12:44
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She'd be mad if I didn't take her.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 20, 2003, 13:10
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"with this ring, i marry you according to the laws of Moses and Israel" 
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October 20, 2003, 13:13
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Do you promise under no circumstances to support the borgeoise pigs and their capitalist running dogs and faithfully adhere to the teachings of Marx, Engels and Lenin for as long as you both shall live?
Yes?
Then you may kiss your comrade!
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Last edited by Timexwatch; October 20, 2003 at 13:20.
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October 20, 2003, 13:23
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The influence of taxation on dental care, and the resulting effect on the mariage statistics in Texas, has been till now vastly underestimated. Your wedding will still push higher the curb, which we expect to parallel the curb of your happiness. As a matter of fact, it would be difficult to understand how a so well prepared decision could not be successful. 
Please accept this quote as a wedding gift for both of you : Love does not consist in looking at each other, it is looking together in the same direction (Antoine de Saint-Exupery).
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October 20, 2003, 14:03
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Vows, shmows. You don't want vows. You want to express your love for each and (assuming you're getting hitched at city hall) torture some of the public servants who made you wait 3 days and pay $85.
In other words, you want to sing "I Got You Babe" to each other. Trust me on this.
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October 20, 2003, 14:33
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Personally, I would use traditional vows, and edit them if someone else is more appropriate to you. Use it as a starting point, but don't necessarily stick to it completely.
I hope you find something that's meaningful to you, and I wish you happiness in your marriage 
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But he would think of something
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October 20, 2003, 14:39
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Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
In other words, you want to sing "I Got You Babe" to each other. Trust me on this.
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We joked about this. 
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October 20, 2003, 14:53
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Three day waiting period and $85, unless I go to some course telling me all about marriage,
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It's like buying a handgun, che. They want to give people a chance to reconsider.
Have you gone to the marriage counselling course?
What constraints are you going to put, che? Religious references are out?
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October 20, 2003, 15:12
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The way a lot of marriages turn out, I would reguire each couple to take a two day exam consisting of questions related to their specific partner and married life in general before getting the go ahead. We need to introduce marriage boards to certify that the couple is indeed ready for marriage.
Unless of course the couple has been together for a long time.
Enough of my rant. Congradulations che.
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October 20, 2003, 15:17
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I ask you to be my loving partner in everything I do or will do forever.
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October 20, 2003, 15:32
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once again, congratulations, though I won't take up writing any vows. 
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October 20, 2003, 15:35
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No matter what the vows are, I think you should say them in French (use Babelfish or a friend). That should nicely give the judge/whoever a loop, as most people probably won't have a clue what you're saying, whether it's corny "I love you" stuff or communist propaganda.
Really any language other than Spanish would work.
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October 20, 2003, 15:49
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I wouldn't know how to pronounce French, but Bunnygrrl would love it.
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October 20, 2003, 15:54
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I wouldn't know how to pronounce French, but Bunnygrrl would love it.
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I don't think she would care if you stumbled.
Now, tell me what constraints you want and I can help you out.
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October 20, 2003, 16:21
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just talk about the reasons you are getting maried
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October 20, 2003, 16:21
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it has to do with dentistry, right?
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October 20, 2003, 16:24
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We know your name
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October 20, 2003, 17:34
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I wouldn't know how to pronounce French, but Bunnygrrl would love it.
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I'm offering assitance for translation and audio help.
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October 20, 2003, 17:39
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Bah. Go simple and profound.
"With this ring, I thy wed."
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October 20, 2003, 18:17
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When I have a marriage that actually survives, I'll feel qualified to respond. Nothing I've said so far has worked.
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October 20, 2003, 18:18
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Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Now, tell me what constraints you want and I can help you out.
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Well, neither of us are religious, so that's probably the only restraint.
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October 20, 2003, 18:19
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Originally posted by DAVOUT
Love does not consist in looking at each other, it is looking together in the same direction (Antoine de Saint-Exupery).
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This I really like. I'm gonna work it in somehow.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 20, 2003, 18:44
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Che: "I just want Dictatorship"
Bun: "I just want to be his Dictator".
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Che: "With this ring, I thee wed/ to love and hold/ to be together forever/..."
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October 20, 2003, 18:50
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Che
get a name change on apolyton
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October 20, 2003, 19:06
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I think you should work in: "HERE ME. MY DEMANDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS! SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE."
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October 20, 2003, 19:14
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