A "furry" is a person who fantasizes on anthropomorphic animals. Imagine someone who jerks off with Winnie the Pooh.
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I actually believe the cartoons of our youth, by adding fur ans funny ears to human bodies to make them cuter, are responsible of the whole furry phenomenon
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The thing to consider about the furries is that their fetish is completely and absolutely unattainable.
I mean, like leather? It's easy to get leatherwear for those special occassions. Like rubber? The same thing. Into BDSM? You can find professionals to satisfy your demans. Into golden showers? Yep, that's attainable. Hell, even some major perversions are attainable. If you like (really like) real animals, the doors to the barnyard are all open. (In both senses of the phrase.)
But if you're into cartoon animals, then there's no chance whatsoever you get to hump the object of your desire. The closest thing are those fursuits, and those generally don't look like the cartoon animals they're supposed to represent, they just look very, very sad.
Also, it's surprising that with his taste for the dirtier aspects of history, Laz never has had a chance to acquaintain himself with the furry. Sure, it's not historical, but it certainly is screwed up enough. Peruse http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com for further information (no pictures, rest assured) and make a search on the word furry on http://www.portalofevil.com (no pictures that would suddenly pop up in your face unless you want so.) Then write a blog entry about the furry menace. I have a feelers it would be very, very interesting.
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'Fursuit' is another name for an animal costume, generally
referring to one intended to be as realistic as the maker can achieve,
although 'mascot'-style costumes are often included, and some furries
have/wear/make both.
Some furries like a more 'toonish' type of fursuit. Not a
mascot, but something that is as close to some of their favourite toon
fantasies as possible. It's rather like trying for realism where the
desired goal is an already anthropomorphic character.
By putting on a fursuit, you _become_ a furry, as close as
you'll get without surgery, anyhow. But BE WARNED; not everyone in an
animal costume is a furry!
Many furries feel that donning a fursuit helps them move
closer to their 'true' furry form, and it's not at all unusual for
furries to spend a lot of time in their suits, including sleeping in
them. It has been reported by some furries that making love in a
fursuit can be... very furry indeed!
*speechless* . . .
. . . is this for real?
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It's a pretty tame fetish, if you ask me.
Disclaimer: do not read the spoilers if you don't want to read about really creepy things!
Furry in itself is pretty tame though moronic, but it becomes better when you mix it with other fetishes though.
I was browsing Portal of Evil yesterday, and I must admit I didn't know of the following fetish:
Spoiler:
Amputee porn
By the same token, I have seen quite a few really creepy fetishes referenced:
Spoiler:
I thought Furry pedophile was the lowest you could get, but I must see the most impressive fetish wasn't precisely furry: little amputee girl being sodomized by a cub
Fortunately, all of this crap was badly drawn, and nobody save the mental health of the author and the readers was attacked.
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Can anyone point me in the direction of a furry chatroom?
Shall HARDMAN be making a visit?
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A "furry" is a person who fantasizes on anthropomorphic animals. Imagine someone who jerks off with Winnie the Pooh.
Not so much Winnie the Pooh, but Minerva Mink or Bugs Bunny in drag, etc.
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Can anyone point me in the direction of a furry chatroom?
Do a search for FurryMuck. You'll need to be able to make a telnet connection.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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. However, if any "Furries" are reading this, I would urge them to take the following self-help steps-
1- Stop whatever you're doing.
2- Take a deep breath.
3- Scream "OH MY GOD!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!! SWEET JESUS, WHAT THE **** AM I TURNING INTO?!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! GET THIS ****ING BUNNY COSTUME OFF ME!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! ****!!! ****!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!! NO I DON'T WANT TO BE TACKLESNUGGED!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!! HELP ME!!!!!"
Probably your best so far, and that's saying much.
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I looked at the LiveJournal link... and why the heck is S*P's creator so sure he's coming to Obercon, of all places? As someone pointed out in the response to his LJ post on this, it's not like it's exactly the hugest con out there (but in fairness, it was our first year last time!). Is he an alum and I not know, or something?
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
Also, there are two furry Usenet groups: bad and worse.
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
