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Old October 22, 2003, 09:25   #1
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George Bush and Hu Jin Tao are in Australia if you're looking for them
Quite a remarkable week this one:

George Bush arrived in Canberra about an hour ago - let me know if you want me to pass on any messages

At the same time, the Chinese President Hu Jintao is in Sydney. Maybe we can start world war III

George leaves Canberra tommorrow and then The Chinese President comes down.

This is very significant for Australia - its unlikely we will ever see both the US President and Chinese President here at the same time on bilateral visits in my lifetime.

George says Australians are like Texans

The Chinese leader has been totally overshadowed and his visit was planned long before Dubya decided to "drop in" - oh dear
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George says Australians are like Texans
He probably thought that was a great compliment.
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Hu Jintao will probably compare us to Taiwanese
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Can you keep them in there?
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Stupid cultureless barbarians who live in a place that's mostly desert? He's right. :beer:
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Re: George Bush and Hu Jin Tao are in Australia if you're looking for them
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George says Australians are like Texans
He also said there were WMD in Iraq.
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Even in the slurs there is always that ever so slight hint of British envy......
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laugh it up - we have a quality of life here you could only dream of in the dreary old country
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Sounds right to me as well.
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laugh it up - we have a quality of life here you could only dream of in the dreary old country
Why are there so many Australians here then?

It genuinely sounds horrible from what all the people I know who've lived/been there say. The horrible climate and really annoying wildlife are enough to put me off.
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Hmmm, a lot of Australians go over there a bit like the Vikings used to visit the Uk in times past I imagine. They certainly talk about it in those terms.
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..Europe nearby! You can't say that can you? You can't just go out to Amsterdam and pick up a Czech hooker... can you? Ha!
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One thing we left behind in the UK was the class system - surprising how strong that still is in Britain.

All attempts to set it up here have failed.
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Hmmm, a lot of Australians go over there a bit like the Vikings used to visit the Uk in times past I imagine. They certainly talk about it in those terms.
To find more fertile land to farm?
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Average annual rainfall where I live is about 700mm, which is roughly the same as Sydney.

A friend of mine who's been living there (sydney) for 2 years says they talk about the weather there more than we do here.
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we get more variation I suspect. It is a continent after all
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The horrible climate and really annoying wildlife are enough to put me off.
England still has wildlife??
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Yeah, no one in australia has any class. That's probably why Bush says that aussies are like texans.
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No! That's my point.

I'm dissappointed I haven't been shouted at by any Texans yet.
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Are most dangerous wildlife is badgers, compare that to the Australian fauna and I'd take the UK every time
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Even when it comes to their women?
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Do you have to turn every thread so damn gay?
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