October 23, 2003, 18:31
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"I said raise your hands! Your HANDS!"
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LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Six British schoolboys were rushed to the hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school said Thursday.
Paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank, a spokesperson for Forest School in Winnersh, in southern England, said.
The local education authority said they think the student took the pills from home and brought them to the all-boys school where he shared them with five friends.
The school has a no drugs policy and the students likely will face punishment, especially the student who brought the pills into school, the education authority said.
The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."
Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.
The effects of Viagra are typically felt for up to 4 hours, according to viagra.com.
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Ahh, those zany Brits...
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October 23, 2003, 18:33
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The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."
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how very subtle.
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October 23, 2003, 18:39
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October 23, 2003, 18:41
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What's wrong about getting Viagra anyway?
I'm not talking about THAT 
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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October 23, 2003, 18:49
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First of all, there was utterly no reason to haul them off to a hospital. Viagra is one of the most benign drugs we dole out these days. Even though package inserts contain warnings about the use of Viagra in patients with active heart disease long term studies completed in the years since it was released show that our fears that it might lower a man's blood pressure enought to compromise narrowed coronary arteries were groundless. The likelihood that a 13 year old would have ischemic heart disease is very, very, very small. The drug would have worn off by the 4th or 5th hour anyway.
Secondly, if they had been wearing baggy pants like most American kids no one would have noticed. OTOH if they had been wearing traditional school uniforms, complete with jackets, then they could have just buttoned up. I mean, 13 year old boys just aren't that well endowed.
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October 23, 2003, 18:56
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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
13 year old boys just aren't that well endowed.
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But Viagra is the magic pill, right ?
BTW, when is the growth of the penis supposed to begin and to end?
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October 23, 2003, 18:56
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If they start taking to the hospital teenagers having erections...
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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October 23, 2003, 18:59
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BTW, when is the growth of the penis supposed to begin and to end?
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Don't you worry, one day it will start for you too 
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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October 23, 2003, 19:01
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Originally posted by Datajack Franit
Don't you worry, one day it will start for you too
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I'm actually wondering when it will end 
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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October 23, 2003, 19:08
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I love the thread title.
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October 23, 2003, 19:15
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Spiffor, mine never ended. I'm worried, I'm already tripping to it all the time.
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October 23, 2003, 19:32
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Pekka:
Foot masturbation ?
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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October 23, 2003, 19:37
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British children are taking viagra, a French judge was...pleasuring himself in the courtroom...
What is Europe coming to?! 
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October 23, 2003, 19:44
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spiffor, try meat strangler!
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In da butt.
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October 23, 2003, 19:59
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Pekka:
Foot masturbation ?
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that was in coupling, second series. episode, "gotcha".
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October 23, 2003, 19:59
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Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
British children are taking viagra, a French judge was...pleasuring himself in the courtroom...
What is Europe coming to?!
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Since we can't agree on foreign policy, at least we try to agree on bizarre sex 
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October 23, 2003, 20:37
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Originally posted by Datajack Franit
If they start taking to the hospital teenagers having erections...
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OH GOD!!! I'VE OVERDOSED ON DIHYDROUS OXIDE!! NOOOOOO!!!
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October 23, 2003, 20:43
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a question about viagra. . . does it increase a persons size at all? or does it only cause an erection?
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October 23, 2003, 20:45
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I want to know why their gay ass teacher is busy inspecting his students for hard ons. I'm serious! If they have or do not have a hard on it is none of that teachers business!
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October 23, 2003, 20:46
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Originally posted by connorkimbro
a question about viagra. . . does it increase a persons size at all? or does it only cause an erection?
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It just gives you a raging hard on.
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October 23, 2003, 21:32
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Originally posted by connorkimbro
a question about viagra. . . does it increase a persons size at all? or does it only cause an erection?
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No. It helps dilate the vessels in the penis, enabling someone who has circulatory problems to establish and maintain an erection. It doesn't enlarge the penis, the size of which is predetermined according to the grace of the almighty....or satan, but it may prolong the erection. Personally I don't need the stuff; I'm a natural.
I wonder why these kids felt they needed the stuff. Kids that age generally don't need any help getting an erection. It must be a British thing. Maybe they're Protestants. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, grin, grin, know what I mean, know what I mean?
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October 23, 2003, 21:52
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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October 23, 2003, 22:49
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Originally posted by Spiffor
Since we can't agree on foreign policy, at least we try to agree on bizarre sex
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Make love, not war! 
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October 23, 2003, 22:56
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thats great!
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October 23, 2003, 23:02
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You bet! I was in a hurry though. 
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October 23, 2003, 23:06
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I still think that teacher is some sort of sexual pervert. Why was he inspecting his students for erections?
That he works in an all boys school make it even worse. It's almost like he's a closet pedophile.
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October 23, 2003, 23:19
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I don't think that the teacher was particularly looking for erections. He was informed of the dare by another student, and, thus, when he went to question the boys, it probably stood out.
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October 23, 2003, 23:56
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As if a normal teenager would just tell an adult, let alone a teacher "look, I have an erection and I don't want it"
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October 24, 2003, 00:29
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Oerdin:
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Paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank, a spokesperson for Forest School in Winnersh, in southern England, said.
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No more homophobic comments...its obvious that they are unwarrented here
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October 24, 2003, 00:48
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what a tattle-tale (is that spelled right?)
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