October 24, 2003, 00:49
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CTP1/2 GODDESS
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a snitch, a stool pigeon.
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October 25, 2003, 12:53
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King
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A two-timer, a brown-noser
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October 25, 2003, 13:03
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No Viagra for him.
So, Doc, does Viagra give you one of those raging teenage veins bursting at the seems erections where your little willy is bouncing up and down with your pulse or does it just give you a flaccid old man standing but good breeze would knock it down.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 25, 2003, 13:05
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Prince
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Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.
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"monitored" = "laughed at by everyone"
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October 25, 2003, 13:21
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King
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I'd feel pretty weird if I were a nurse who was told to monitor the erections of six teenagers.
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October 25, 2003, 13:23
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
No Viagra for him.
So, Doc, does Viagra give you one of those raging teenage veins bursting at the seems erections where your little willy is bouncing up and down with your pulse or does it just give you a flaccid old man standing but good breeze would knock it down.
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It would give me the former, but everyone knows that lefties never "acheive" anything more than the later. 
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October 25, 2003, 13:27
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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
It would give me the former, but everyone knows that lefties never "acheive" anything more than the later.
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My girlfriend doesn't know that  I guess I should tell her 
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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October 25, 2003, 13:28
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King
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I'm just impressed that, in a discussion about teenage erections, Doc managed to mock someone's politics.
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October 25, 2003, 13:42
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Deity
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What good is it to talk about erections unless you get to make fun of somebody?
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October 25, 2003, 14:28
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Prince
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Doc: regardless of political ideas, wouldn't an overdose Viagra be quite dangerous; blood pressure reduction and stuff? I mean, these fellas might have taken several pills to become extra manly... 
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October 25, 2003, 16:06
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Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
Doc: regardless of political ideas, wouldn't an overdose Viagra be quite dangerous; blood pressure reduction and stuff? I mean, these fellas might have taken several pills to become extra manly...
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I suppose, yet I've never heard of someone overdosing. At 8 to 10 dollars a pill very few people in our income braket are going to choose Viagra to OD on.
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October 25, 2003, 17:09
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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
No. It helps dilate the vessels in the penis, enabling someone who has circulatory problems to establish and maintain an erection. It doesn't enlarge the penis, the size of which is predetermined according to the grace of the almighty....or satan, but it may prolong the erection. Personally I don't need the stuff; I'm a natural.
I wonder why these kids felt they needed the stuff. Kids that age generally don't need any help getting an erection. It must be a British thing. Maybe they're Protestants. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, grin, grin, know what I mean, know what I mean?
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i have an erection
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