Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
I could probably smash my hand into yer face before you could even lift yer hand up to take a swing at me. When I fight with someone on the physical playing field I rarely ever take the time to truly think about my actions, rather I just let go and let what's inside me take over. The results are not always uh...so pleasant. You know, humans are the only creatures retarded enough to think they're born with a soul. I mean you've been here all fucking day long...in *MY* forum...in some rather angsty little FAILING attempt at trying to belittle me. You seem to be an idiot...or you need a higher dosage of Ritalin. Don't worry, I'll point it out here in a minute. I'll go slow too and use BIG words just so you won't get lost again, mmmk? `, D Cause anime is *SO* infantile...you know what with all the blood, explosions, violence, sexual situations, and how they show some of the milder stuff on ADULT Swim on CN...oh yeah, *SO* infantile.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
There's this religion of Juggaloes that I'm sorta interested in. I am too wimpy to lift weights. But I can eat three Domino's extra large pizzas in one sitting! Sure I can hack! That involves sending e-mail, right? I have no life whatsoever. I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this. Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart? Why do I make less sense than Twisted Cable?
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.