Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
The only thing wrong with my life is that you're unhappy about it...and you know...that makes me happy. ^_^ ...I really hate it when my opponent is too fucking retarded to even TELL when they've just had their pathetic lame turned on them and slammed right up long side their fat ugly virtual head. Data has no actual physical existence, huh? Wow, always knew my computer ran on magic grass pixies, thanks for confirming it Cap'n Dumbass! At no point did I ever say that I invented DivX...or anyting else for that matter. Would you like to put up another straw man for me to BURN down, you lame little fucktard? Gee, I could have sworn I just gave out my home address not even a dozen posts ago. Where the fuck have you been? He, he, he...I've got my own lil forum here now though, so I'll leave all the other ones alone. See, I'm a nice guy. ^_^
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Spank me in my squishy diapy and your hand will smell like poo! I don't really know what "warez" are, honest. Watch out or I'll give you the Care Bear stare! The Care Bears have round little butts and they make me happy. Yeah, people laughed at me in high school, but what else is new? I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.