Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Hrmmm...you know somewhere I think there's a post where I claim to be a clown fetishist too! Same thing with the adult baby community, I like to hang out in their community, I like to harass them, I like to attack their stupidity, I like use my knowledge in the area of computers to even help them out sometimes (often times for the simple purpose of creating a lil fun ambiguity), but I am not an adult baby...at least not any more than I am a PoEser like all of you. Whose the one who took the fag lame and shoved a 39 and half foot pole up it's ass as you paraded it all around in practically every post you could find? WOO HOO, I'm into bondage and horseys now too! I'm sure you can find all sorts of great forgeries, trolls, and hysterics to keep your dumbass entertained for HOURS. *rolls eyes* You really have no fucking clue as to who or what it is that I am...*snicker*...well good, that means you'll struggle. I LIKE IT when they struggle. `, D
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I wish I could have a girl come home with me voluntarily. Sometimes I speak in baby-talk. Why do I make less sense than Twisted Cable? The Care Bears have round little butts and they make me happy.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.