Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
The Mad Hatter...contradicting himself?! OMG WTF THIS MUST BE SOMETHING ENTIRELY NEW!!1!! He, he, he...I like it when I corner them in a way where they have to start insulting themselves in order to try and save face. Impress your friends, Neo! Tell em they "poisoned the well"! 10+ followups to this will surely follow in the next hour or two, almost none of them will be worthy enough to merit a response from me though. Let us experiment! *rolls eyes* Oh hey, since I work at Starbucks now (according to you anyway), does that mean I get special discounts? WOO HOO! Oh, and since we're all pretending, I think I'd like a pony too...a MAGIC pony...and purple!
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Watch out or I'll give you the Care Bear stare! Sure I can hack! That involves sending e-mail, right? I smell like poopies. I am too wimpy to lift weights. But I can eat three Domino's extra large pizzas in one sitting!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.