Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
I consider you to be nothing more than a faceless nothing here for *MY* personal entertainment. Before *I* came along, that group used to get hundreds upon hundreds of new posts daily, it was carried by EVERY major USP, including Supernews...but now...now nothing exists there except for some random spam ads...he, he, he...oh the greatness of me. ^_^ Wiccans...the 80s...*shakes head*...yer about half a decade off for that to have any validity, Sunshine Just remember, there are no stupid questions...just stupid people. Where are all you drooling little imbeciles coming from? (o)_(O) Spend a few more hours slurping through garbage in google, Cupcake.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Please don't hurt me. Hey baby, wanna come cool wit me in my crib? You can change my diaper! I wish my mommy would come and tie me up like when I was little. I eat Golden Cremes and leave the empty packages all over my nursery.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.