Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Maybe if you can present yourself to me as something other than a drooling imbecile, just another fucking spoon in the drawer, I *might* be inclined to take the bother to see who you are. ^_^ Being considered a laughing stock by a group of people who think the "best flame" is adding the word "slop" onto the end of some d00ds name...yeah, can't say as I'm gonna be losing any sleep over THAT. But hey, don't let me ruin the fantasy for ya. `, \ Hey, did you hear that they took the word gulible out of the dictionary? ^_^ Wow...hypocrisy much? So many people see me as so many different things that it's a lil hard to keep track of.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Please ignore my history. My account of my past is entirely correct. Google is a tool of the devil. I have huge breasts. I have a special attraction to diapers. I don't know what it is but I like it. Poop in diapers makes a nice squishy sound when you sit down!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.