Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
No wonder you all seem so utterly fucking clueless..it's cause lil Erik apparently beat all the reality and common sense right the fuck outta yer lil heads. ^_^ I'm entirely dissapointed no one has brought up teh Lego community yet, those people were LOTS of fun. Especially the parts when I started viciously attacking their dead lil tin God. Hrmmm...you know somewhere I think there's a post where I claim to be a clown fetishist too! o_O Just because YOU don't COMPREHEND or UNDERSTAND something (like a foriegn language) doesn't mean that it's apart from concrete existence, Neo. ...fucking cattle, too stupid to even understand what they're for. He, he, he...
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I am too wimpy to lift weights. But I can eat three Domino's extra large pizzas in one sitting! Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart? Drooling on my chin makes me feel good. What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway?
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.