Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
You aren't REALLY so utterly fucking cl00less that you think ONE single person could EVER make THAT many posts, do you? It's like, fucking hello, have you ever even BEEN to alt.2600? Check the traffic there for the last couple months, maybe you can find a fucking cl00. *shudder* He, he, he...you uh, you may have noticed that not EVERYONE around here is enganging with me in any sort of hostile or invective way...and uh, if you were REALLY paying attention, you would notice that I'm not replying to them with any sort of bullshit in return...learn from their greatness child, overcome your stupidity, strive to be more than a punching bag here for the amusement of your betters. Yeah if you're stupid enough you won't even be able to tell what is and isn't an insult anyway. Yeah I just GOTS to get me some of dem fag lames, yo they is teh bomb!
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I get into flame wars on Usenet and people hate me but I still have won! My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine! Shitting in diapers turns me on. I wish I could have a girl come home with me voluntarily.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.