Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
What they COULDN'T tell you though is just HOW I'm acomplishing it. And that information, well, I'm not so stupid that I'm gonna go around and tell everyone about it. You're not ~quite~ convincing enough, Fruitcake. If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and nothing is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes. A sound wave is generated and vibrates through a given space. Even if you were deaf, that sound wave is still gonna exist. ...is someone gonna be handing out awards for creduality later on today...or what? o_O
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I'm not potty-trained yet. I must eat now! I have no life whatsoever. Watch out or I'll give you the Care Bear stare! What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? I am too wimpy to lift weights. But I can eat three Domino's extra large pizzas in one sitting! I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.