Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Careful there, these lil ones are quick to throw a fit. Any minute now and they'll probably start to accuse us of being the same person. *kisses* What the hell posts are you reading? He, he, he...boy I musta had quite an impact on you all. ^_^ Oh well, it's not as if I'm really expecting any better out of you lame little rejects. o_O I post pictures when *I* want to, not when your dumbfuck, retard ass needs something to wank off to as you soil your diapers. Please, provide a link to this fountain of knowledge that will so "pr0v3 me teh wrong"! Oh, oh that's right, YOU CAN'T.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Spank me in my squishy diapy and your hand will smell like poo! I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good. Why do I make less sense than Twisted Cable? Sure I can hack! That involves sending e-mail, right? I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round. Drooling on my chin makes me feel good.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.