Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Don't worry, Son, one of these days you'll grow up and you'll see what's it's like to be in a REAL BAR! *snicker* Oh, do forgive me, I didn't mean to interrupt, go ahead and continue to argue with yourself. *snicker* All you're doing is rambling incoherently again, COMPLETELY sidestepping what I brought up. What they COULDN'T tell you though is just HOW I'm acomplishing it. And that information, well, I'm not so stupid that I'm gonna go around and tell everyone about it. Trying to manipulate you would require having purpose and direction and trust me, that's about as far from the point as you can get. It's OKAY to be ghey, really Cupcake, no one will think any less of you. So you just put on yer mommy's lingere and come on out of the closet, mmmk? Hrmmm...
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Shitting in diapers turns me on. Yeah, I'm fat and ugly. But in my mind I can beat all of you up! Sometimes I speak in baby-talk. Drooling on my chin makes me feel good.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.