Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

I swear it's like stupidity is just a drug around here with no one to regulate it or something. BTW...you're an idiot. ^_^ Here's a lil suggestion for you...be unhappy about it! ^_^ *snicker* Spend a few more hours searching for images and making lil collages in worship of me, you pathetic undering. ^_^ I never told jokes actually, usually I did weird crazy ass shit. So what's your excuse, Freako?

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

I have no life whatsoever. I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round. Yeah, people laughed at me in high school, but what else is new? I have poopy pants on because I am a big boy.

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14137th generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.