Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Along with reading comprehension problems you also apparently have problems with sequencing and continuity. Do you see what you're doing, Cupcake? Find some mediocre lookin dumbfuck, lopsided, pear shaped broad who you don't really have ANYTHING in common with (other than a desperation for human companionship), then you can live together in squaler and filth for a few years until you eventually spawn a few selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself and get on welfare! ^_^ I don't know what to tell ya, Cupcake. You take the Internet seriously, I don't. Really there is no other point than that. You know, some days I just find it amazing at how many things that I never actually had ANYTHING even REMOTELY to do with get attributed in my honor.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Did I mention that I get a sexual charge from wearing dirty diapers? The Care Bears have round little butts and they make me happy. Say, are you into furry too? I must eat now! Hey, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Yeah, I'm fat and ugly. But in my mind I can beat all of you up! Yeah, people laughed at me in high school, but what else is new?
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.