Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
You know, humans are the only creatures retarded enough to think they're born with a soul. *shrugs* Rarely am I ever the same thing to too many people. OH NO, he quoted from the dictionary! Oh boy, looks like I overestimated his uber intelligence! HE CAN LOOK STUFF UP! He sure showed me, what with the quoting...and uh...*scratches head*...um...wait... He, he he. Shhh, don't let them know that it was really Crawdad from alt.2600. ^_^
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I am too wimpy to lift weights. But I can eat three Domino's extra large pizzas in one sitting! I am a mockery to Nature itself. Drooling on my chin makes me feel good. Yeah, people laughed at me in high school, but what else is new? Give me food now! I get into flame wars on Usenet and people hate me but I still have won!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.