Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Maybe I'll see if I can't entice some peeps from Usenet on here, like maybe lil Johnny Pinball and some of those old standing Hatter obsessed kooks, they might be just the fire I need to keep it all going. `, \ Now do ya see that? Do you see how when I gave my explanation I pointed out EXACTLY what was there? And do you see how when Cap'n Lame presents his side of the "argument" he just COMPLETELY makes shit up? The only stuff that's been said on your end is the equivalent of "Duh uh...you is a fag!" He, he he. Hey, did you hear that they took the word gulible out of the dictionary? I managed to incur around 7 times the traffic you did in a matter of only TWO DAYS. I mean, hello, McFly ^_^
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I have a special attraction to diapers. I don't know what it is but I like it. If it weren't for my plushie collection I'd kill myself. Watch out or I'll give you the Care Bear stare! I am lonely and in desperate need of attention! I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this. I must eat now! Give me food now!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.