Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
It's more like, you say something stupid, I point out EXACTLY FUCKING WHY it 8 shades of completely retarded and then suddenly you do a 180 and start in on some "Oh you're doing this!" or "Oh you're doing that!" ^_^ I told you that you were done. Put it down! Leave. Go find someone better to replace yourself with. You just don't get it. THAT DOESN'T MATTER! OH NO, he quoted from the dictionary! Oh boy, looks like I overestimated his uber intelligence! HE CAN LOOK STUFF UP! He sure showed me, what with the quoting...and uh...*scratches head*...um...wait... People who aren't ghey would call them "pecks", Kitten. You gotta watch it with those, any reference to ANYTHING beyond "teh portal 'o evul" and most of these lil goobers are just completely lost.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this. Spank me in my squishy diapy and your hand will smell like poo! Sometimes I speak in baby-talk. I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.