Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
It's like all my trolls are getting double their milage! `, ) How is that whole "ignorance" thing workin out for ya? You know what I love BEST about all you retarded...it's the fact that I keep spoon feeding you shit and then you jump on it like flies to shit and scream out, "OMFG WE GOTS HIM NOW, WE INVENTED TEH INTERNET, WE EXPOSED TEH HATTER!!1!"...heh...don't get out much? Just remember, there are no stupid questions...just stupid people.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I get into flame wars on Usenet and people hate me but I still have won! I have poopy pants on because I am a big boy. My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine! I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good. I have huge breasts.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.