Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Oh, but who am I to spoil your desperate need to recover lost ego points? Go ahead, slurp google, fuck it up the ass with hours and hours of your obsessed time and take as much glory and fuzzyness as you like in making like Al Gore as you boldy profess that you invented the Internet! Even then though, I think I'd rather eat by myself than invite all my loser friends over. Only a stupid LOSER or an alcoholic would drop into a bar and order ANY kind of straight drink with nothing in it, cause really, what's the fuckin point? But here in reality, tsch, sorry Dribbles, but you just look like an idiot. And boy I tell ya, if I could, I'd go ahead and xpost every one of these posts Gee, that's funny, I could have sworn I just ripped and posted CCS Movie II over in alt.binaries.multimedia.anime. Not to mention all the other stuff I've ripped and encoded. When are you going to stop pulling shit out of your ass?
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I smell like poopies. My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine! I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good. I wish I could have a girl come home with me voluntarily. Sometimes I speak in baby-talk.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.