Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Oh hey, since I work at Starbucks now (according to you anyway), does that mean I get special discounts? WOO HOO! Oh, and since we're all pretending, I think I'd like a pony too...a MAGIC pony...and purple! All you can do is blindly ignore the fact that you were too utterly fucking retarded to note that I was asking a question. So what's your excuse, Freako? *shudder* Do Vatican nuns go to high school? Words however, whether spoken or written, in this case written, are not abstract. They have purpose, they have meaning, they have structure and they have composition. Those things are what make them real. He, he, he...I like it when I corner them in a way where they have to start insulting themselves in order to try and save face.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I wish my mommy would come and tie me up like when I was little. Sometimes I speak in baby-talk. I have a special attraction to diapers. I don't know what it is but I like it. I love to piss in diapers. I have huge breasts. Hey baby, wanna come cool wit me in my crib? You can change my diaper!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.