Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
You know nothing of what it means to be a good debater. On occasion, although as far as drugs I usually prefer taking stuff like Vicodin. *sigh* Wow, it's like half the Lego enthusiasts showed up on "teh portal 'o the evul" just for lil 'ol me! *snicker* I lost over 50 pounds last year and I just keep on gettin skinnier. You gotta watch it with those, any reference to ANYTHING beyond "teh portal 'o evul" and most of these lil goobers are just completely lost. Um...why would I try and destroy this place, Stupid? I mean, fucking hello, I *OWN* this fucking stain of a server now! He, he he.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this. The Care Bears have round little butts and they make me happy. I am lonely and in desperate need of attention! Shitting in diapers turns me on. Sometimes I wish I were a girl. At least I'd be less lonely. Please don't hurt me.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.