Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Free cl00, alcoholics do that, not normal people. Do note the difference. ^_^ ^_^ Oh, but who am I to spoil your desperate need to recover lost ego points? Go ahead, slurp google, fuck it up the ass with hours and hours of your obsessed time and take as much glory and fuzzyness as you like in making like Al Gore as you boldy profess that you invented the Internet! *shrugs* It's sorta like yer a 400 pound lardass whose going around calling people who weight 300 pounds lardasses. Sure, they might very well be lardasses...but you're even FATTER than they are! o_O My favorite was when I turned all the adult babies against the teen babies.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna. What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? I love to piss in diapers. Why do I make less sense than Twisted Cable? Sure I can hack! That involves sending e-mail, right?
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.