Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
I really should be ass raping teh fag lame like all of you, who are *SO* completely on the edge of flaming trends! Even then though, I think I'd rather eat by myself than invite all my loser friends over. He, he he. Only downside to losing so much weight is that I also lost a considerable amount of muscle mass...however my speed has increased 3 fold, so it's a fair trade. ^_^ Maybe they were like you, maybe they kept saying "You're boring, you're boring, you're boring" so fucking much that irony stepped in and they actually bored THEMSELVES to death!
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I love to piss in diapers. I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna. Yeah, I'm fat and ugly. But in my mind I can beat all of you up! If it weren't for my plushie collection I'd kill myself. Shitting in diapers turns me on. Say, are you into furry too? I am too wimpy to lift weights. But I can eat three Domino's extra large pizzas in one sitting!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.