Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

Now, now, just because you're going to get your humanity ripped out of you and eaten by a higher level life form when you die is no reason to get all pissy and fit throwing with me. *rolls eyes* I don't know what to tell ya, Cupcake. You take the Internet seriously, I don't. Really there is no other point than that. The Mad Hatter...contradicting himself?! OMG WTF THIS MUST BE SOMETHING ENTIRELY NEW!!1!! I've been to quite a few schools though and I haven't really seen the stereotypes you're trying to push (other than in movies and TV shows). Rarely was anybody in my school or the schools I visited so utterly fucking linear and flat that they were a single thing.

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

Please don't hurt me. My body fills me with intense shame. I must eat now! I have poopy pants on because I am a big boy.

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14105th generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.