Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Wiccans...the 80s...*shakes head*...yer about half a decade off for that to have any validity, Sunshine And charity work, oh yeah, that's the cure for cancer, your ignorant stupidity, and ocean dumpage all in one neat lil package! Apparently your dumbass is just completely ignoring the fact that I presented the proper forms of the fallacies and pointed out EXACTLY how and why they don't and can't match up. He, he, he... `, ) The only stuff that's been said on your end is the equivalent of "Duh uh...you is a fag!" He, he, he... `, ) Obviously you don't know much about clothing, aside from the prices your mommy pays for your Martha Stewart blue light K-Mart specials. ^_^ Maybe they were like you, maybe they kept saying "You're boring, you're boring, you're boring" so fucking much that irony stepped in and they actually bored THEMSELVES to death!
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I get into flame wars on Usenet and people hate me but I still have won! What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? I have huge breasts. Drooling on my chin makes me feel good. I am lonely and in desperate need of attention! My body fills me with intense shame. I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.