Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
YOU DON'T HAVE AN ARGUMENT! All you have is baseless conjecture, spinning, finger pointing, and general stupidity. Oops, did I just give away where half of my trolling ideas came from? Nah, if I was gonna destroy this place...I'd simply show up and say, "Hey, I sure like this place, think I'll stick around!" There weren't any logistical fallacies there, Sunshine. `, ) AAAHHHH WHY WON'T HE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS ERIK GUY?! I know that my websites, especially my latest one, is FAR beyond anything than most people can accomplish.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I get into flame wars on Usenet and people hate me but I still have won! Sure I can hack! That involves sending e-mail, right? I have no life whatsoever. Sometimes I wish I were a girl. At least I'd be less lonely. Hey baby, wanna come cool wit me in my crib? You can change my diaper! Hey, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Did I mention that I get a sexual charge from wearing dirty diapers?
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.