Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

Seriously though, I have my doubts as to whether Chet even KNOWS what an IP address is. o_O Considering how most of you have reacted to what I did to the adult baby community, it does stand to reason that many of you could be ex-adult babies, drifting, abandoned and full of hostility and bitterness towards me cause I wholly fucked your stain of a community into oblivion. Cause really, what other explanation is there? *rolls eyes* I'm going to enjoy BREAKING you... `, ) *kisses* Rarely am I ever the same thing to too many people.

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

Say, are you into furry too? My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine! My body fills me with intense shame. I am lonely and in desperate need of attention! I don't really know what "warez" are, honest. I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round. Yeah, I'm fat and ugly. But in my mind I can beat all of you up!

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14115th generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.