Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Can't you see they're all in a desperate need for a lil "victory"? You have to give teh lil one's SOMETHING to teeth with, otherwise they'll just start crying and won't post anymore. `, ) You'll show them all, huh? Heh, yeah good luck with that, Kid. Good have goals I guess. ^_^ Fuck Kthor, if I was half as paranoid and stupid as you freaks I probably would have accused you of BEING Johnny Pinball...seeing as how 90%+ of everything you post you slurped up from him. *kisses* Spend a few more hours slurping through garbage in google, Cupcake. He, he he. How is that whole "ignorance" thing workin out for ya?
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Watch out or I'll give you the Care Bear stare! Sometimes I wish I were a girl. At least I'd be less lonely. Sometimes I speak in baby-talk. I get into flame wars on Usenet and people hate me but I still have won! I am a mockery to Nature itself.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.