Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Seriously, have you been out in public lately? The fucking sheep mentality is EVERYWHERE. Sometimes I think it just spreads through you retards like a disease whenever you get into large groups. Scream a lil louder next time, Sweets, I don't think you quite got the whole left side of the Inet convinced just yet. Hrmmm...you know somewhere I think there's a post where I claim to be a clown fetishist too! Teh pr0n spammers are still tryin to milk a little out of them, but there's just not much left. ^_^ He's a lil slow, we can't expect him to change over the course of just a couple posts. (o)_(O)
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I smell like poopies. I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good. Why do I make less sense than Twisted Cable? Poop in diapers makes a nice squishy sound when you sit down! I'm hungry! Shitting in diapers turns me on. Spank me in my squishy diapy and your hand will smell like poo!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.