Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Normally I keep my hair completely white, but the last time I stripped the color it got a lil fucked up and as irony would have it, I couldn't find the right toner I needed to try and correct the yellowness without making it look purplish/blue. Fuck Kthor, if I was half as paranoid and stupid as you freaks I probably would have accused you of BEING Johnny Pinball...seeing as how 90%+ of everything you post you slurped up from him. ^_^ I'm going to enjoy BREAKING you... `, ) I actually feel sorta sorry for him...I mean, to suck so horribly at something but not have the sense to give it up and move on...*shudder*... ^_^
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Say, are you into furry too? Please don't hurt me. Drooling on my chin makes me feel good. I love to piss in diapers. Sometimes I wish I were a girl. At least I'd be less lonely. My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.