Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
I'm skinnier than your mother. I believe the last time someone tried to get an accurate post count of me on Usenet is was well over 100,000 posts. There are VERY few groups which I have not had some sort of impact on. The other week when I was walking through the mall I saw this sign that said, "Come In And Look Around!" So I just stopped and stared at it for a minute, then I pointed my finger at it and yelled, "STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!" If you want to lose weight and you've got a lot of muscles, yeah, yer gonna lose quite a bit of yer muscle mass right along with it. First I destroyed the adult baby communities, then I used posts I made in that community to entice alt.usenet.kooks into engaging with me...and then I destroyed them as well.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I must eat now! Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart? I'm not potty-trained yet. Sure I can hack! That involves sending e-mail, right? I am a mockery to Nature itself.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.