Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
The only protection one needs around you is an umbrella...to sheild themselves from your drooling like a retard as you rub your lil head and wisper, "I wish... I wish..." Um...why would I try and destroy this place, Stupid? I mean, fucking hello, I *OWN* this fucking stain of a server now! Impress your friends, Neo! Tell em they "poisoned the well"! Oh look, another high school student whose never been in a bar before. *rolls eyes* It's like, fucking hello, have you ever even BEEN to alt.2600? Check the traffic there for the last couple months, maybe you can find a fucking cl00. *snicker*
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Yeah, I'm fat and ugly. But in my mind I can beat all of you up! Please don't hurt me. I am too wimpy to lift weights. But I can eat three Domino's extra large pizzas in one sitting! I don't really know what "warez" are, honest. Drooling on my chin makes me feel good. Hey baby, wanna come cool wit me in my crib? You can change my diaper!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.