Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
The only thing wrong with my life is that you're unhappy about it...and you know...that makes me happy. ^_^ Um...why would I try and destroy this place, Stupid? I mean, fucking hello, I *OWN* this fucking stain of a server now! How is that whole "ignorance" thing workin out for ya? Jebus Fjuckin Keerist, what are you in the "very" special forces? Did they hand ya a gun, tell you which end not to point at yourself and load you up on the fuckin short plane to Afganistan? Yeah, why if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your dog, why I could have gotten away with it too!
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart? Did I mention that I get a sexual charge from wearing dirty diapers? Please don't hurt me. Why do I make less sense than Twisted Cable?
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.