Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

*sigh*...stupid people NEVER spot the true irony of a situation. *snicker* Whare ARE you talking about? And remember kids, ALWAYS play down your true strengths. Play the fool...to a point, but remember to hammer that 8 shades of ass blistering reality into em after they start gettin cocky. AAAHHHH WHY WON'T HE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS ERIK GUY?! He, he, he... `, ) All you're doing is rambling incoherently again, COMPLETELY sidestepping what I brought up.

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

If it weren't for my plushie collection I'd kill myself. Yeah, people laughed at me in high school, but what else is new? There's this religion of Juggaloes that I'm sorta interested in. I have a special attraction to diapers. I don't know what it is but I like it.

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14133rd generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.