Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
I found a way of combining DHMTL and PHP in a way that's NEVER been done before. Impress your friends, Neo! Tell em they "poisoned the well"! No offense, but you're starting to sound like a latent homosexual overcompensating. *shudder* Hey, don't ruin it for him, he's a quest you know. He's gonna "prove it to everyone!" I really should be ass raping teh fag lame like all of you, who are *SO* completely on the edge of flaming trends!
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I must eat now! I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good. I eat Golden Cremes and leave the empty packages all over my nursery. I am a mockery to Nature itself. I wish I could have a girl come home with me voluntarily.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.