Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Oh yeah, cause everything you've come up with has been SUCH a breath of fresh air. I mean, WOW, what stunning original wit YOU have! I post pictures when *I* want to, not when your dumbfuck, retard ass needs something to wank off to as you soil your diapers. Um...why would I try and destroy this place, Stupid? I mean, fucking hello, I *OWN* this fucking stain of a server now! Do you think...ANYONE believes ANYTHING out of your dumbass? You know besides the rest of you convienently parked gotards. `, ) You do understand what forgeries are, right? *snicker* A ~lil~ better, I mean you didn't out and out call me ghey. But uh...I dunno, it's still lacking in style. You work on it and post me a second draft later on, mmmk? Hrmmm...
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I love to piss in diapers. I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna. Drooling on my chin makes me feel good. I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good. I am a mockery to Nature itself.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.