Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Fuck Kthor, if I was half as paranoid and stupid as you freaks I probably would have accused you of BEING Johnny Pinball...seeing as how 90%+ of everything you post you slurped up from him. (o)_(O) Time to go to your AA meeting. You'll all be like, "Hi, my name is Neo, I'm an ex Napster chat addict turned alcoholic." OMFG Garfield invetned ALL teh jokes!!1!! *rolls eyes* Um, well of course they wouldn't let me spar with you, you're in the ladies boxing classes, you fuckin retard. *rolls eyes* Sorry, Dribbles, but Malibu Stacy's new hat won't be enough to distractt he sheeple away from the fact that you fell up short and got your ass handed to you by dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter. `, \ Hrmmm...that's pretty dissapointing.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
My body fills me with intense shame. Poop in diapers makes a nice squishy sound when you sit down! I have a special attraction to diapers. I don't know what it is but I like it. I don't really know what "warez" are, honest. Say, are you into furry too? I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round. I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.