Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

I wasn't using any random technobable words, Slurpy. Your being stupid doesn't bother me. Oh yeah, yeah I'm scared, like a Cuban boy who doesn't pick bananas fast enough. You don't have enough of a mind to manipulate in the first place.

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this. What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? I must eat now! Sometimes I speak in baby-talk. Shitting in diapers turns me on.

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14215th generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.