Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
See that's not an argument honey, that's not makin you look like any less of an idiot. Do try again though. ^_^ ...fucking cattle, too stupid to even understand what they're for. He, he, he... Everything else you've been drooling on about is just pointless quibbling to try and look like you have a point. Free cl00, you don't! You're not ~quite~ convincing enough, Fruitcake. Face it d00d, you run with the LOSERS crowd...and you think that's healthy? That's not healthy...that's a lack of options. `, \
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I am too wimpy to lift weights. But I can eat three Domino's extra large pizzas in one sitting! Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart? Sure I can hack! That involves sending e-mail, right? I am lonely and in desperate need of attention! I have a special attraction to diapers. I don't know what it is but I like it. Yeah, I'm fat and ugly. But in my mind I can beat all of you up! The Care Bears have round little butts and they make me happy.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.