Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
At your gym? Fuckup you wouldn't even know where the fuckin gym is AT. Do it again, Retard! Hrmmm...well now that you mention it I suppose it could be Mimic. It really is so hard to keep track of everything around here. Cause anime is *SO* infantile...you know what with all the blood, explosions, violence, sexual situations, and how they show some of the milder stuff on ADULT Swim on CN...oh yeah, *SO* infantile. *kisses*
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Sometimes I wish I were a girl. At least I'd be less lonely. Please don't hurt me. I have no life whatsoever. My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine! If it weren't for my plushie collection I'd kill myself. I don't really know what "warez" are, honest.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.