Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
I just LOVE IT when you start arguing with yourself. Before *I* came along, that group used to get hundreds upon hundreds of new posts daily, it was carried by EVERY major USP, including Supernews...but now...now nothing exists there except for some random spam ads...he, he, he...oh the greatness of me. ^_^ Spend a few more hours slurping through garbage in google, Cupcake. (o)_(O) I mean you've been here all fucking day long...in *MY* forum...in some rather angsty little FAILING attempt at trying to belittle me. I'm not in high school, that is a fact, whether you want to believe it or not for the hopeful sake of creating a successful strawman is completely irrelevant to the obvious fact that I am not in high school and when I was in high school, that particular phrase hadn't even been thought of (as far as I know anyway).
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Did I mention that I get a sexual charge from wearing dirty diapers? Sometimes I speak in baby-talk. Watch out or I'll give you the Care Bear stare! Drooling on my chin makes me feel good. I wish I could have a girl come home with me voluntarily.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.