Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Free cl00, dumbass, you don't usually drink straight tequila, or bourbon, or scotch...well unless maybe you're a fucking alcoholic. o_O Same thing with the adult baby community, I like to hang out in their community, I like to harass them, I like to attack their stupidity, I like use my knowledge in the area of computers to even help them out sometimes (often times for the simple purpose of creating a lil fun ambiguity), but I am not an adult baby...at least not any more than I am a PoEser like all of you. Maybe I'll see if I can't entice some peeps from Usenet on here, like maybe lil Johnny Pinball and some of those old standing Hatter obsessed kooks, they might be just the fire I need to keep it all going. *sigh* Apparently my apology wasn't convincing enough...he, he, he... *shrugs*
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round. I must eat now! If it weren't for my plushie collection I'd kill myself. Yeah, people laughed at me in high school, but what else is new? I smell like poopies. There's this religion of Juggaloes that I'm sorta interested in.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.