Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Heck I'm almost inclined to go and buy a package of Pampers, scan the reciept and send it to him just to further his lil addiction. ^_^ Careful there, these lil ones are quick to throw a fit. Any minute now and they'll probably start to accuse us of being the same person. I was basically the class clown with a REAL nasty sarcastic edge and then later I got into video games, computers and technology in general. And as it turned out, I had a natural talent for it, it came so easy, it still does in fact. Oh yeah, cause everything you've come up with has been SUCH a breath of fresh air. I mean, WOW, what stunning original wit YOU have! Flail your arms about in your next post, you'll be more entertaining that way.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round. Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart? I am a mockery to Nature itself. I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.