Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
You aren't REALLY so utterly fucking cl00less that you think ONE single person could EVER make THAT many posts, do you? In other words, the plane just flew over your head, despite the fact that it hasn't even left the runway yet. I mean, hello, McFly How's that "stupid" thing workin out for ya? Seriously though, I have my doubts as to whether Chet even KNOWS what an IP address is. o_O
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine! I eat Golden Cremes and leave the empty packages all over my nursery. Hey, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Poop in diapers makes a nice squishy sound when you sit down! I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round. Give me food now!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.