Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

BTW you commonly confuse "facts" with "wishful thinking". Just thought I might point that out. ^_^ Boy I guess you won teh prize, huh? After all, I'm *SO* concerned about what people online think of me. You have to blatantly argue positions that you don't even agree with, just so you can gain the perspective of the side you want to attack. I swear it's like stupidity is just a drug around here with no one to regulate it or something. (o)_(O)

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

I don't really know what "warez" are, honest. I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round. Hey, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream? I am too wimpy to lift weights. But I can eat three Domino's extra large pizzas in one sitting!

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 13899th generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.