Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
You see I wasn't ever into computers as a kid, or even technology for that matter (outside of Nintendo anyway). I didn't even get a computer of my own until 1992, where as the nerds had them LONG before that. Oh and BTW, those people who did those "sculpture" models that you're so high on...I'd give any of those people $10,000 if they could match my skill and build an original scifi ship design that's hull and nacelles are angled on 3 or more axis. `, ) Lil Bradly NEVER acted in true Mad Hatter fashion. He, he, he...if you're playing a game, that implies you're trying to win...I'm not... Are you projecting again? That's so sweet! He, he, he... `, ) Ahhh, see how the legend of teh Mad Hatter grows. `, )
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Spank me in my squishy diapy and your hand will smell like poo! Give me food now! Hey baby, wanna come cool wit me in my crib? You can change my diaper! The Care Bears have round little butts and they make me happy. I have no life whatsoever. I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.