Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

He, he, he...if you're playing a game, that implies you're trying to win...I'm not... Cause calling someone gay over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and fucking OVER again, is SUCH a lovely breath of fresh air. *kisses* BTW...you're a lame artist! ^_^ When you reply, you reply TO or ABOUT *ME*, no one else. So get on your knees bitch, KNOW YOUR ROLL! I just don't see how this is so hard for you to grasp, Sunshine. I suppose maybe you're trying to "troll me", but uh, you can't troll a person by looking stupid, it doesn't really work that way. Awww, I love you too, Sweetums! ^_^ *rolls eyes*

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

I'm hungry! There's this religion of Juggaloes that I'm sorta interested in. I wish my mommy would come and tie me up like when I was little. I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna. I'm not potty-trained yet.

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14117th generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.