Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
He, he, he...you put in a good amount of effort on all that. Still, it's pretty sloppy, but I guess I shouldn't really expect any better out of any of you. Impress your friends, Neo! Tell em they "poisoned the well"! When I fight with someone on the physical playing field I rarely ever take the time to truly think about my actions, rather I just let go and let what's inside me take over. The results are not always uh...so pleasant. The only stuff that's been said on your end is the equivalent of "Duh uh...you is a fag!" *rolls eyes* Is it just me, or does it seem like there are just WAY too many references to this "Jesus Keerist" fellow in here? ^_^ It will be fun though, to see how long they can all hold out against me.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna. What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? Sometimes I wish I were a girl. At least I'd be less lonely. Watch out or I'll give you the Care Bear stare! Yeah, I'm fat and ugly. But in my mind I can beat all of you up! Did I mention that I get a sexual charge from wearing dirty diapers?
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.