Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
All teh problems of the world could all be solved if ONLY we would all start jogging! Maybe if you can present yourself to me as something other than a drooling imbecile, just another fucking spoon in the drawer, I *might* be inclined to take the bother to see who you are. Okay, seriously now, someone MUST be handing out awards for credulity later on today, there simply can be no other explanation. Any for of diet is a form of starvation, in one manner or another. You need to starve your body in order to force it to burn fat reserves.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I am a mockery to Nature itself. Sometimes I wish I were a girl. At least I'd be less lonely. My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine! What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart?
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.