Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
You seem to be an idiot...or you need a higher dosage of Ritalin. Don't worry, I'll point it out here in a minute. I'll go slow too and use BIG words just so you won't get lost again, mmmk? Still think I was just making fun of some dead guy? Okay, seriously now, someone MUST be handing out awards for credulity later on today, there simply can be no other explanation. These words that I'm typing exist, they exist because they have both physical and visual composition as well as a structured meaning and a set of rules that were devised to govern their use. Honestly, wake the fuck up people, who do you think you're chatting with here? I practically fucking INVENTED most of the shit you're trying to pull *rolls eyes*
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good. Yeah, people laughed at me in high school, but what else is new? What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? I smell like poopies. I eat Golden Cremes and leave the empty packages all over my nursery.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.