Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
OOOooo, isn't he a MANLY MAN, folks? *snicker* Overcompensate much? ^_^ You just don't get it. THAT DOESN'T MATTER! Free cl00, I'm currently DOMINATING over 90% of all the traffic on this pathetic little fucking forum...and huh, I'm doin it all by using "the same old jokes"...hrmmm... It will be fun though, to see how long they can all hold out against me.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I don't really know what "warez" are, honest. I have huge breasts. Say, are you into furry too? I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this. I'm hungry!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.