Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Now, now, just because you're going to get your humanity ripped out of you and eaten by a higher level life form when you die is no reason to get all pissy and fit throwing with me. *rolls eyes* I don't know what to tell ya, Cupcake. You take the Internet seriously, I don't. Really there is no other point than that. The Mad Hatter...contradicting himself?! OMG WTF THIS MUST BE SOMETHING ENTIRELY NEW!!1!! I've been to quite a few schools though and I haven't really seen the stereotypes you're trying to push (other than in movies and TV shows). Rarely was anybody in my school or the schools I visited so utterly fucking linear and flat that they were a single thing.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Please don't hurt me. My body fills me with intense shame. I must eat now! I have poopy pants on because I am a big boy.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.