Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Please, provide a link to this fountain of knowledge that will so "pr0v3 me teh wrong"! Oh, oh that's right, YOU CAN'T. I found a way of combining DHMTL and PHP in a way that's NEVER been done before. ^_^ You aren't REALLY so utterly fucking cl00less that you think ONE single person could EVER make THAT many posts, do you? o_O I actually started arguing something that I truly thought I was right about and didn't bother to research it before I started engaging in a flame war.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I'm not potty-trained yet. Did I mention that I get a sexual charge from wearing dirty diapers? Hey baby, wanna come cool wit me in my crib? You can change my diaper! What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? Say, are you into furry too? I smell like poopies.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.