Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
OH NO, he quoted from the dictionary! Oh boy, looks like I overestimated his uber intelligence! HE CAN LOOK STUFF UP! He sure showed me, what with the quoting...and uh...*scratches head*...um...wait... Because you have no skill, because you are nothing. Shhh, don't let them know that it was really Crawdad from alt.2600. ^_^ I wasn't ever a geek though, I didn't wear pocket protectors, no tape on my glasses and I never attended any trek conventions.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Sometimes I wish I were a girl. At least I'd be less lonely. Drooling on my chin makes me feel good. I'm hungry! I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this. I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good. My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine! Yeah, people laughed at me in high school, but what else is new?
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.