Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
I just LOVE IT when you start arguing with yourself. BTW I'd like to request that Chet kill himself for the benefit of all PoEsers, his presence is starting to lower the resale value of this place. And BTW, what "technical" part of what I said didn't make sense to you? ^_^ Careful there, these lil ones are quick to throw a fit. Any minute now and they'll probably start to accuse us of being the same person. You'll spend the rest of your life desperately trying to pay off loans for all the crappy shit you bought for you and your worthless, oxygen wasting family. Do you even KNOW what a non sequiter is? No, no I didn't think you did.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I must eat now! Yeah, people laughed at me in high school, but what else is new? I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good. If it weren't for my plushie collection I'd kill myself. I am a mockery to Nature itself.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.