Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
What are you talking about, I do own a $4,000 hat? You can invite the Mad Hatter to your tea party...but he won't be drinking from your cup of tea. `, ) I post pictures when *I* want to, not when your dumbfuck, retard ass needs something to wank off to as you soil your diapers. Why would you need it? Oh yeah, you wouldn't, Retard. `, D
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I wish I could have a girl come home with me voluntarily. Hey, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream? I wish my mommy would come and tie me up like when I was little. I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round. I must eat now! I am too wimpy to lift weights. But I can eat three Domino's extra large pizzas in one sitting! I have huge breasts.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.