Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
My favorite was when I turned all the adult babies against the teen babies. You really have no fucking clue as to who or what it is that I am...*snicker*...well good, that means you'll struggle. I LIKE IT when they struggle. `, D Um, there is only ONE page, you retard. Hence the reason I was going on and on about how incredible it was. ^_^ Still think I was just making fun of some dead guy?
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Yeah, I'm fat and ugly. But in my mind I can beat all of you up! I am lonely and in desperate need of attention! Give me food now! I get into flame wars on Usenet and people hate me but I still have won! Spank me in my squishy diapy and your hand will smell like poo! I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.