Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

And Nogana, if you're reading any of this, do me a favor and just shut the fuck up, we don't want any of the fun to be ruined. *shrugs* *sigh*...stupid people NEVER spot the true irony of a situation. And also on a rare occasion I've been known to delve a lil into the Mad Hatter acid. ^_^ At your gym? Fuckup you wouldn't even know where the fuckin gym is AT.

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

Hey baby, wanna come cool wit me in my crib? You can change my diaper! I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna. I love to piss in diapers. I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round.

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14268th generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.