Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Scream a lil louder next time, Sweets, I don't think you quite got the whole left side of the Inet convinced just yet. ^_^ It's sorta like yer a 400 pound lardass whose going around calling people who weight 300 pounds lardasses. Sure, they might very well be lardasses...but you're even FATTER than they are! o_O He, he, he...you put in a good amount of effort on all that. Still, it's pretty sloppy, but I guess I shouldn't really expect any better out of any of you. BTW...you're an idiot. ^_^ What they COULDN'T tell you though is just HOW I'm acomplishing it. And that information, well, I'm not so stupid that I'm gonna go around and tell everyone about it.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I get into flame wars on Usenet and people hate me but I still have won! What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? I wish my mommy would come and tie me up like when I was little. Did I mention that I get a sexual charge from wearing dirty diapers? I have no life whatsoever.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.