Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
WOO HOO, I'm into bondage and horseys now too! Oh BTW, another lil free cl00, when I reply to people, I tend to mirror and magnify the emotional stance and tone that's given off in the post. Are you projecting again? That's so sweet! What part exactly of I BUILD THEM IN REAL LIFE BEFORE I BUILD THEM ON THE COMPUTER didn't click for you the first SEVENTEEN FUCKING TIMES ALREADY? Should I get some Lego bricks and build it out for you, you fuckin retard? And Nogana, if you're reading any of this, do me a favor and just shut the fuck up, we don't want any of the fun to be ruined. The very fact that your dumbass thinks that you couldn't build my models in RL only proves just how incredible my skill and creativity is.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Sometimes I speak in baby-talk. Give me food now! Please ignore my history. My account of my past is entirely correct. Google is a tool of the devil. The Care Bears have round little butts and they make me happy. I must eat now! My idea of a good time is being shat on. We'll get along just fine!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.