Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Apparently they all live very sheltered lives and net nanny only allows them to visit so many sites. Don't let the virtual door hit you on your virtual ass. `, D Before *I* came along, that group used to get hundreds upon hundreds of new posts daily, it was carried by EVERY major USP, including Supernews...but now...now nothing exists there except for some random spam ads...he, he, he...oh the greatness of me. ^_^ *rolls eyes* You insult the very nature of intelligence by not knowing. ^_^ Oh but uh, BTW, you don't seem to know very much about me, because if you did, you would know that I used to have instructions of all my models available through my website...it's just after awhile I no longer though that I should freely distribute them. My models are made in the real world before they're ever made in the computer. And in fact the ones built on the computer aren't as accurate as the real model because my skill in design is so great it actually goes beyond the limitations of the program.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I have absolutely no redeeming qualities and I have worked very very hard at accomplishing this. Give me food now! I don't really know what "warez" are, honest. I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.