Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Gee, maybe because most of you hapless little retarded goat fuckers are IN high school and thus far most of your inquiries, thoughts, opinions, ideals, and generally backward intellect has been centered on that social era? Wow, it's like half the Lego enthusiasts showed up on "teh portal 'o the evul" just for lil 'ol me! He, he, he... `, ) I consider you to be nothing more than a faceless nothing here for *MY* personal entertainment. I'm apparently everyone you've ever hated in your life. I'm so happy to have taken on that role. If you want to lose weight and you've got a lot of muscles, yeah, yer gonna lose quite a bit of yer muscle mass right along with it. Oh but uh, BTW, you don't seem to know very much about me, because if you did, you would know that I used to have instructions of all my models available through my website...it's just after awhile I no longer though that I should freely distribute them.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I am a mockery to Nature itself. I wish my mommy would come and tie me up like when I was little. What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? I have no life whatsoever. If it weren't for my plushie collection I'd kill myself. I must eat now!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.