Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
I just don't see how this is so hard for you to grasp, Sunshine. I suppose maybe you're trying to "troll me", but uh, you can't troll a person by looking stupid, it doesn't really work that way. You'll show them all, huh? Heh, yeah good luck with that, Kid. Good have goals I guess. He, he he. Oh, do forgive me, I didn't mean to interrupt, go ahead and continue to argue with yourself. In other words, halfway through your "counter argument", you suddenly realized that you were full of shit and nothing you were babbling made any sense what so fucking ever, so you paniced and we're all like, "Duh...uh...er...YOU WEAR TEH DIAPERS!!1!" When you're dead...can I have your watch? You don't need to be a hacker to destroy a web board...you just have to not be 8 shades of stupid.
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I have huge breasts. I smell like poopies. Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart? I don't really know what "warez" are, honest.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.