Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
Being considered a laughing stock by a group of people who think the "best flame" is adding the word "slop" onto the end of some d00ds name...yeah, can't say as I'm gonna be losing any sleep over THAT. But hey, don't let me ruin the fantasy for ya. It's a shame that you can't comprehend that the only person whose even REMOTELY making an ass out of themselves it, huh, you! *sigh* I know that my websites, especially my latest one, is FAR beyond anything than most people can accomplish. I try new things every now again, but it's by no means in any attempt to be more socially accepted...cause really I'd rather be LESS socially accepted than I am. `, ) I thought I was just a diaper wearing care bear lover? What's to be scared about from lil 'ol me? `, ) The highlight being these lil animated tag banners that read something to the effect of "James Jessiman is dead...GET OVER IT!"
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
I wish I could have a girl come home with me voluntarily. Watch out or I'll give you the Care Bear stare! I must eat now! I am Onideus_Mad_Hatter, Destroyer of Newsgroups. Well, at least I tell myself that to feel good. I have a special attraction to diapers. I don't know what it is but I like it. Poop in diapers makes a nice squishy sound when you sit down!
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.