Onideus_Mad_Hatter Post Generator


Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!

Your Mad Hatter post:

He, he, he...if you're playing a game, that implies you're trying to win...I'm not... If you want to lose weight and you've got a lot of muscles, yeah, yer gonna lose quite a bit of yer muscle mass right along with it. You just don't get it. THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I mean, fucking hello, you can't take something away if you just keep adding. *rolls eyes* `, \ The post count in here has increased exponentially in just the last couple days...do you think it's going to stop? He, he, he... `, ) Don't worry, I'm sure you'll eventually get broken of your pathetic little stereotypes soon enough. `, )

And Here is the Translation of Your Post:

Say, are you into furry too? I have huge breasts. I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna. I wish my mommy would come and tie me up like when I was little. Please ignore my history. My account of my past is entirely correct. Google is a tool of the devil. Hey, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

About the Hatter

Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.


This is revision 2 of the Mad Hatter Post Generator, last updated 19th January 2004 by Codehappy.That was the 14241st generated Mad Hatter message since 14 Jan 2004, 0103 PST.