Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and nothing is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes. A sound wave is generated and vibrates through a given space. Even if you were deaf, that sound wave is still gonna exist. `, D I'm not even gonna bother replying to all this if you can't even sum up enough coherency to post properly. Try it again, Dumbass, go a lil slower next time and try not to get so frustrated at looking like an idiot. *snicker* Oh, do forgive me, I didn't mean to interrupt, go ahead and continue to argue with yourself. (o)_(O) OH NO, heaven forbid I ever look ghey in the eyes of a repressed little latent homosexual overcompensating like yourself! Although it could also prove to be sorta fun, if I engaged one of my posting bots in here...only downside is that they would probably destroy the entire forum. ^_^ ..why on Gods brown stained little planet would I EVER do something like THAT?!
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Hey baby, wanna come cool wit me in my crib? You can change my diaper! I am a mockery to Nature itself. I can't control my bladder and I don't wanna. Poop in diapers makes a nice squishy sound when you sit down! Hey! Wanna see my erotic Care Bears fanart?
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.