Just cut 'n' paste this text in response to any message on a UseNet newsgroup or PoE, Lego, or Adult Baby message board and YUO HAVE WON TEH ARGUMENT!
Your Mad Hatter post:
What good does it do to waste new material on the likes of you when you won't ever even strive to go beyond teh ghey lame? Like I told someone else...deserve better. Well, truthfully I already explained my primary motives in teh adult baby community, I did it like a fucking week ago in teh Megan forum. Yeesh, what's with yer Garfield fetish, Freako? Maybe it's not a lifestyle for some of the more intelligent posters here, but amongst the lessers, I think it is. `, D Have you ever noticed that in communities where I do the whole "I'm teh greates social engineer I'm gonna trolls you all" sthick the inhabitants will ALWAYS latch onto a few lil random failings and just ass rape them to death?
And Here is the Translation of Your Post:
Hey baby, wanna come cool wit me in my crib? You can change my diaper! I like to play with my belly because it's really big and round. Please ignore my history. My account of my past is entirely correct. Google is a tool of the devil. What's the difference between boys and girls, anyway? I'm not potty-trained yet. I have poopy pants on because I am a big boy.
About the Hatter
Onideus_Mad_Hatter brings to the Portal of Evil a long glorious history of Usenet flamewar defeats and shitting in diapers. He flatly denies the overwhelming evidence that he is a complete fuckwad. His forum at PoE has grown very quickly, mainly due to OMH's obsessive posting - six times as much as anybody else, in fact. According to my database, OMH's signature keywords include "cl00", "diapers", and "Lego", and he is also very, very stupid.