Af hominem! Strawman!

The Great LarzMachineMachine (behold its gears turning)

Hello, would-be infidels! If you've abandoned the unnecessary shackles of religion, theism, and personal hygeine, and have a perverse penchant for capitalizing all of your personal pronouns, you must now worship at the altar of your guru - the great LarzMachine! Or, at least, this automated simulation, the LarzMachineMachine.

The rational clear-headed logic of LarzMachine is so mighty and unassailable, that it doesn't even matter what order his statements are presented in - even in random order, they all make as much sense!

Voltaire and Hume were pussies. Behold now the TRUE ATHEIST LOGICKS:

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A LarzMachine post for "You". Remember, as always, the BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU to refute this:

The LarzMachineMachine says: If what you say is true and this forum DOES exist for mocking stupidity (especially the religious stupidity as sprayed by the site in question), then why are so many people defending religion, which is one of the stupidest things ever manufactured? I realize you have no life, and try to make up for it by pretending you have a brain on POE. Whatever, man. You obviously don't know what you're babbling about, and I hope you get a clue someday. In other words, you'll bitch and whine regardless of what I say or do. What's wrong, jealous that I actually think for Myself and don't think it's of earth-shattering importance that I saw someone naked once? The difference between a fanatic and your average run of the mill worshipper is only a matter of scale.