Af hominem! Strawman!

The Great LarzMachineMachine (behold its gears turning)

Hello, would-be infidels! If you've abandoned the unnecessary shackles of religion, theism, and personal hygeine, and have a perverse penchant for capitalizing all of your personal pronouns, you must now worship at the altar of your guru - the great LarzMachine! Or, at least, this automated simulation, the LarzMachineMachine.

The rational clear-headed logic of LarzMachine is so mighty and unassailable, that it doesn't even matter what order his statements are presented in - even in random order, they all make as much sense!

Voltaire and Hume were pussies. Behold now the TRUE ATHEIST LOGICKS:

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A LarzMachine post for "You". Remember, as always, the BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU to refute this:

The LarzMachineMachine says: Argument by numbers. Another logical fallacy. Works for Me, since I AM an atheist and BDSM enthusiast. Do you have a point to this, or are you just proving your status as a whining loser who has to poison the well because he can't prove his case? I shouldn't expect any of you guys to actually make bets you'll actually have to pay on, since you're FAR more suited to mocking your betters from the safety of your own private forum here. Come on. If you're going to set a trap, at least camouflage it. Religion rarely enters into it, since My cult has such minimal dogma (kind of a stripped-down Buddhism crossed with the Boy Scouts). Science is about investigating the real world for how it actually works. Faith is blind belief in utter bullshit for no better reaon than "Magic Book say so."