Af hominem! Strawman!

The Great LarzMachineMachine (behold its gears turning)

Hello, would-be infidels! If you've abandoned the unnecessary shackles of religion, theism, and personal hygeine, and have a perverse penchant for capitalizing all of your personal pronouns, you must now worship at the altar of your guru - the great LarzMachine! Or, at least, this automated simulation, the LarzMachineMachine.

The rational clear-headed logic of LarzMachine is so mighty and unassailable, that it doesn't even matter what order his statements are presented in - even in random order, they all make as much sense!

Voltaire and Hume were pussies. Behold now the TRUE ATHEIST LOGICKS:

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A LarzMachine post for "You". Remember, as always, the BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU to refute this:

The LarzMachineMachine says: If you think you're so smart, enlighten Me. Stop dodging and flaming, and PROVE ME WRONG. As for some people "needing" religion these days, they're ignorant little drones too weak to deal with reality, clutching desperately to Magic Book in hopes that the Great Sky Father will save them from the mean old real world. I mean, honestly, how stupid do you have to be to believe in the flood? Argument by numbers. Another logical fallacy. You want to let religion off the hook for all the shit it's caused over the last several millennia just because of a few paintings and soup kitchens.