Af hominem! Strawman!

The Great LarzMachineMachine (behold its gears turning)

Hello, would-be infidels! If you've abandoned the unnecessary shackles of religion, theism, and personal hygeine, and have a perverse penchant for capitalizing all of your personal pronouns, you must now worship at the altar of your guru - the great LarzMachine! Or, at least, this automated simulation, the LarzMachineMachine.

The rational clear-headed logic of LarzMachine is so mighty and unassailable, that it doesn't even matter what order his statements are presented in - even in random order, they all make as much sense!

Voltaire and Hume were pussies. Behold now the TRUE ATHEIST LOGICKS:

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A LarzMachine post for "You". Remember, as always, the BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU to refute this:

The LarzMachineMachine says: I already HAVE disputed and refuted all your arguments (except the '70s punk one, which is an established fact), and now you're flaming to prove you don't have a case for religion. See, y'all haven't earned My respect. Therefore, I see no reson to provide anything you've asked for. Nice dodge. I've explained very clearly, and now you've abandoned all pretense of discussion and stooped to flames to make up for it. Invincible ignorance. What's wrong, jealous that I actually think for Myself and don't think it's of earth-shattering importance that I saw someone naked once? You aren't dealing with rational people here. You're dealing with people who have been brainwashed into thinking some imaginary god will reward them in an imaginary afterlife if they serve him, even if that means dying. The Holocaust was religiously motivated by Hitler's christianity.