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BIGSHOTS TURN INTO SATANIC SPIRITS!
ADOLF HITLER'S PARENTS BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS
MY BOSS CALLED ME A ACCIDENT VICTIM -- AND THEN FIRED ME!
ELVIS PRESLEY CHATS WITH ME EVERY MONTH ON MY OUIJA BOARD
COPS: GAL'S CORPSE WAS A HORRIBLE DRIVEWAY!