Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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PEDESTRIAN SURVIVES SEA HORROR!
SPELL-CASTING GRAMPS LIVES AFTER 12-GAUGE SHOTGUN'S POINT BLANK BLAST
WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL BIGMOUTH BIRD CAN MAKE HER DREAMS COME TRUE
ADOLF HITLER GETS STUCK IN A BOX
MICROWAVE FOR SMOKERS -- EVERYBODY LIGHTS UP!

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