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TIME RUNS OUT ON TEDDY BEARS
YOUNG LAWYER SHRUNK AND KIDNAPPED BY SHROUD OF TURIN
SPACEMEN HAVE MAD MONKEYS ON THE RUN
CITY BIGSHOT TIED UP LITTLE-KNOWN POLITICIAN, SAYS GREEDY NIECE
KITTEN STOMPER HIDES COCAINE IN HIS HOUSE, SAY LOW-PAID WORKERS