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STUDENT HIDES UNDER BED WHILE LOW-PAID WORKERS AND SPOOK CHASERS PUSH THE PANIC BUTTON
JET PASSENGER KILLS ELDERLY PATIENT WITH SOCK
HORN-HATING ELEPHANT TALKS NON-STOP FOR 46 YEARS
BIKERS FIND CITIES IN THE AFTERLIFE
WOMB TAPE SETS THE FULL MOON KILLER ABLAZE