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SPOONFUL OF SUGAR BECOMES A NIGHTMARE FOR MIFFED MAN, 47, AND HIS TEENAGE BRIDE
GARBAGE-DUMP GRANNY WAS CHAINED TO BED, COPS SAY
CANCER VICTIM GETS BLINDFOLDED MOTORIST'S BODY PARTS IN A BOX
SURGEON LETS WAITRESS HELP WITH OPERATION
90-YEAR-OLD MAN EXPLAINS WHY WE SOMETIMES FEEL TIRED AND WORN OUT