Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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PAROLE BOARD, 63, FIGHTS SPACE PROBE!
SHOE FAIRY DIES OF FRIGHT IN TRAGIC MUMMIFIED BODY HORROR
A WEIGHTY PROBLEM FOR MOB
FREEZE-DRIED POOCH'S GHOST SPOTTED IN GARDEN OF EDEN
KAMIKAZE KID DIES IN HOSPITAL AFTER ANT ATTACK

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