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THIS HAPPY FIFTH-GRADER LISTENS TO RADIO THROUGH FILLINGS IN HER TEETH
TUB-OF-LARD TEEN TOSSED OUT ON HER EAR -- ON THE WAY TO THE HONEYMOON!
TV COP CHEWS DIRT!
MURDER MYSTERY SOLVED BY WIDOWER
HOUSEWIFE HIDES 32 YEARS IN COAL MINE