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HEALTH FOOD FREAKS SAY BIGMOUTH BIRD HIRED BRAZEN DOPE DEALERS -- THEN TRIED TO POISON HER RUNAWAY TEEN
MEDICAL EXPERT GUMS UP WEDDING!
MOM MOLESTS 20 FOOLS!
NEIGHBOR REFUSES TO GO NIGHTY-NIGHT WITHOUT BEER
FAT SUPER GRANDPA GETS FATTER