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THE REVENGE OF FRENCH GALS
JUNK CAR SCARES HEROIC HOUSEWIFE
MIRACLE BABY ATE 6 PEOPLE -- AND WASHED THEM DOWN WITH GRAPE SODA
JELLY BEAN BRIDE FOUND IN HEAD OF LETTUCE
SPOOK CHASERS WARN OF DEVIL-WORSHIP CRIME WAVE