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GUN-CRAZY DOC EXORCISES CHURCH SAFE POSSESSED BY CONFEDERATE SOLDIER
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CHILD LOCKED UP FOR LIFE MAKES BIZARRE PLEA
3-YEAR-OLD BUYS HITCHHIKING GHOST
WACKO RESTORES A SOAP COLLECTION TO MINT CONDITION!