Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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GOD FOUND MY NUCLEAR WASTE!
BABY, 63, FIGHTS INDESTRUCTIBLE FORD!
I SAW AMAZING BLIND MAN AT A WEDDING BURGER KING
FED UP FATSO SMASHED BY DEEP FREEZE!
BIGAMY QUEEN FIREBOMBED!

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