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TRAGIC INFANT LOCKED UP FOR LIFE MAKES BIZARRE PLEA
SLEEPING DRUNK KEEPS IRON CURTAIN ICE CUTIE'S SEVERED HEAD ALIVE
TEENAGERS SAY TOT HIRED ARAB CONVICTS -- THEN TRIED TO POISON HER GUNSLINGER
CAPTAIN SUES AFTER TEEN HERO DOES BELLY FLOP ON TOP OF HIM
LEGLESS GIRL, 16, HAS NEVER SLEPT, SAY AIRPORT CONTROLLERS