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METER MAID GIVES HOUSEWIFE A BREAK
STUNNED DOCTORS MEET THEIR OWN GHOSTS
FOOD-FIGHT HORROR! CAFETERIA MELEE LEFT SON BRAIN DEAD
TRUCK DRIVER TAKES OVER IN A RACE AGAINST THE STORK
DOLPHINS WAIT 14 YEARS TO MAKE WHOOPEE -- AND IT KILLS THEM!