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FIFTH-GRADER RENTS OUT HIS BODY PARTS
HIGH-HEELED HORROR SCARES AWAY BIGSHOT BUILDER!
POOPER-SCOOPER SCARES GOVERNMENT BIGWIGS
FOOD-FIGHT HORROR! CAFETERIA MELEE LEFT SPORTS FAN BRAIN DEAD
SMOKERS STAB BANKRUPT FARMER FOR A BOOZE