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YOUNG LAWYER'S GRAVESIDE SUICIDE
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MATH WHIZ SETS HIMSELF ON FIRE AFTER SEEING MUMMIFIED BODY IN HELL
IS THIS WHAT FEDS CALL FUN?
PERSON GUNNED DOWN BY BLINDFOLDED MOTORIST!