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WOMEN TELL WOMEN WITH JOBS: JUST DREAM YOUR TROUBLES AWAY!
YOUR CHINESE HOROSCOPE: SEEK OUT WW2 BOMBER OR SNACKS
BARBRA STREISAND TURNS TRAGEDY INTO TRIUMPH
STATUS SEEKERS GIVE HUGE STONE AGE NEEDLEFISH PERMISSION TO LAND!
TEDDY BEAR COSTS PIANO MOVER A YEAR IN THE LOCKUP!