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SUPER GRANDPA HIDES UNDER BED WHILE FOLKS AND SOVIETS PUSH THE PANIC BUTTON
FED UP MOTEL OWNER TAPS TEENYBOPPER'S PHONE -- AND PUTS HER ON THE AIR
PAL WANTED CRIPPLED TEEN TO GO ON TO NEW AND BETTER LIFE, SAY SHUTTLE ASTRONAUTS
DUMBO BURGLARS GO ON $25G SPREE!
COPS PUT BITE ON GHOSTBUSTERS