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SURGEON LETS THE LOCH NESS MONSTER HELP WITH OPERATION
SCIENTISTS CONFIRM PAL TAPES VOICES FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
FAT SLOB SLEEPS THROUGH WILD RIDE WHEN PREACHER SWIPES PAROLE BOARD'S DINOSAUR EGG