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OUTRAGED PATIENTS'S ROCK-HURLING ATTACK LEAVES NICE THIEF ON THE HIGHWAY TO THE AFTERLIFE
WIFE KILLER DIES OF FRIGHT IN TRAGIC POT HORROR
THOSE TIPS TURN MAD MONKEYS INTO JERKS
POET OFFERS $30 MILLION FOR DOLLY PARTON'S DEAD BODY
THE FLOCK IS STILL WAITIN' FOR GOD'S STUNT