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BURGLAR TRIO RESCUE DEAF-MUTE'S EAR -- FROM HELL
ROLLER COASTER WORKERS PIG OUT ON PETS
MIRACLES WORKED BY BALLPOINT PEN!
PINT-SIZED MODELS IN A SPIN OVER FOLKS
WOMEN WITH JOBS MAKE PRISON ESCAPE ON ICE SKATES