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PREGNANT TEEN CHEATS DEATH -- 18 TIMES!
GUTSY SIAMESE TWIN TURNS TO CRIME TO SUPPORT FAITHFUL MUTT'S BINGO HABIT
COMMUNISTS WAIT 14 YEARS TO MAKE WHOOPEE -- AND IT KILLS THEM!
GOOFY GADHAFI'S PARENTS BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS
VACATIONING COUPLE TURN INTO HITMEN!