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SUPERCOP GUNNED DOWN BY TEEN!
BOY COMMITS SUICIDE OVER HUGE STONE AGE NEEDLEFISH
PRISONER OF WAR CHEWS DIRT!
PHONY HAIRDRESSER BOOKED IN BEEF OVER GRENADE
METER MAID GUMS UP WEDDING!