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THIS HAPPY RETIRED TEACHER LISTENS TO RADIO THROUGH FILLINGS IN HER TEETH
MADMAN ZAP AWAY OUR ENERGY!
DOCS ARE BORN THAT WAY
SPIDER GIRLS ZAP AWAY OUR ENERGY!
THE FAMILY DOG IS ALLERGIC TO ILLEGAL DRUGS!