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FARMER, 12 YEARS OLD, HOLDS UP YOUNG LAWYER
GRATEFUL PARENTS SUED FOR CASTRATING LEPER
DREAM EXPERT SAVES SON FROM RHINO
GENTLE GRANNY SETS TIPPLING TYKE'S BAIL AT $5 BILLION
NINJA LEAVES SHOW BIZ TO BECOME A FLAMING FAIRY