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STRIPPER WIFE ALMOST DIES WHEN SHE'S HOOKED UP TO STOLEN CAR
LOVERBOY WINS A WHOPPING 40 CENTS!
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EYEWITNESS SMASHED BY DEEP FREEZE!
TYKE PUSHES CRIPPLED TEEN INTO RIVER TO COLLECT INSURANCE $$$