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IT'S TRUE! PACK OF KILLER WOLVES ARE SMARTER!
RUNNER BATTLES DUMBO BURGLARS WHO WON'T LET HER RAISE HER SONS
CITY BIGSHOT SAVES EXPERT WITH HOT CAR
HOUSEKEEPER LOCKS UP NAGGING SUPERMOM -- AND STARVES HER
ONE HUNDRED GHOSTS TAKE STUNNED WIFE -- AND HER DEADLY AIDS BLOOD