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MEDICAL EXPERT TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF WITH GIZMO
LOVESICK MONKEY WAS CHAINED TO BED, COPS SAY
MAN STABBED TO DEATH BY HIS SISTER IN GIZMO TIFF
STATUS SEEKERS WAIT 14 YEARS TO MAKE WHOOPEE -- AND IT KILLS THEM!
ANCIENT EGYPTIANS PAY VISIT TO LITTLE MAN WHO TURNED CEMETERY INTO ANIMAL SHELTER