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PRISONER OF WAR LEAVES LASER BEAM
FAMED PSYCHIC CAGED LIKE A DOG
MR. T EXPLAINS WHY WE SOMETIMES FEEL TIRED AND WORN OUT
CANCER STRIKES EVERYBODY FIRST
PREGNANT TEEN GUNNED DOWN BY JUDGE!