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THOSE TIPS TURN SMOOCHING SWEETHEARTS INTO JERKS
VENTRILOQUIST KILLS WITH HIS EYES
COPS PUT BITE ON DUMB NEWLYWEDS
FREEZE-DRIED ASTRONAUTS KIDNAP DREAM EXPERT
DRUG-DEALING KID PAYS HONOR STUDENT TO STAY WITH AMAZING 2-HEADED BABY