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NEW SCHEME LETS CASTAWAY FISHERMEN DECK THEIR WALLS WITH BALLPOINT PEN
CANCER VICTIM PAYS $345,000 FOR SMOKE ALARM
CANCER VICTIM IS A NEW FATHER -- 20 YEARS AFTER BEING STERILIZED
SIDESHOW FREAK ATE 6 PEOPLE -- AND WASHED THEM DOWN WITH GRAPE SODA
NEIGHBORS CREMATED IN ALIEN PLANET!