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ROCK SUPERSTAR PLOTTED MURDER WITH BIZARRE EXPERIMENT, SAY GHOSTBUSTERS
YOUR CHINESE HOROSCOPE: YOU ARE MOST COMPATIBLE WITH FEDS OR JUNK FOOD JUNKIES
WIFE KILLER'S CHILLING TALE OF LIFE IN A MODERN COVEN
UFO KIDNAPPERS INVENTED BASEBALL!
CONTEST GAL IS COOKED OVER HOT PLATE!