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HUBBY RENTS OUT HIS BODY PARTS
FUNERAL HOME WORKER LOCKS UP NAGGING EYEWITNESS -- AND STARVES HER
CRUEL HUNTERS'S ROCK-HURLING ATTACK LEAVES FIENDISH FATHER ON THE HIGHWAY TO SHANGRI-LA
RUNNER HOLDS ON TO SAVE HYPNOTIST'S LIFE!
MY DEAD STEELWORKER CAME BACK AS A PARROT