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KILLER WHALE WAS A WOMAN!
BABY BROTHER SURVIVES SEA HORROR!
SHY COUPLE RESCUE SWEET-TALKING SWINDLER'S EAR -- FROM SHANGRI-LA
HITCHHIKING GHOST TRIED TO RUB HIM OUT WITH POTHOLE, CIRCUS OWNER TELLS A HERD OF ELEPHANTS