Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

Refresh the page for more tabloid headlines!

FROZEN BUNDLE OF NEWSPAPERS HELPS MARRIED BOYFRIEND COME CLEAN
TIPPLING TYKE'S HEAVY METAL HEARTBREAK
GOOD NEWS FOR TEEN GANG
200 MARTIANS FOUND IN JUNGLE GRAVEYARD!
GUILTY CONSCIENCE CATCHES DAREDEVIL GRAMPS WHEN FBI COULDN'T

Index