Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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FAT SLOB GOOFS OFF -- TO DO HIS JAIL TIME!
VAMPIRE DOC RAISED AS A GIRL FOR 25 YEARS -- BY MISTAKE!
TODDLER POSES AS PHONY DOCTOR TO TAKE BAR EXAM
FOOLS TAKE REVENGE ON SHOW-OFF WHO KILLED THEIR PAL!
GRANDSON KILLS TEACHER FOR HER 'SINS'

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