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LADY HAS A TV SHOW OF HER OWN!
CIRCUS OWNER FALLS OUT OF AMBULANCE
HIT MEN WAIT 14 YEARS TO MAKE WHOOPEE -- AND IT KILLS THEM!
TODDLER'S GOOF BLOWS UP PORN ADDICT LIKE A BALLOON
MIRACLE BABY SHOT TWICE IN HIS HEAD GRABS GUNS & FIGHTS BACK