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FAT SLOB GOOFS OFF -- TO DO HIS JAIL TIME!
VAMPIRE DOC RAISED AS A GIRL FOR 25 YEARS -- BY MISTAKE!
TODDLER POSES AS PHONY DOCTOR TO TAKE BAR EXAM
FOOLS TAKE REVENGE ON SHOW-OFF WHO KILLED THEIR PAL!
GRANDSON KILLS TEACHER FOR HER 'SINS'