Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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STRIPPER WIFE ALMOST DIES WHEN SHE'S HOOKED UP TO STOLEN CAR
LOVERBOY WINS A WHOPPING 40 CENTS!
BUSTED TV SQUABBLE SPARKS FATAL STABBING
EYEWITNESS SMASHED BY DEEP FREEZE!
TYKE PUSHES CRIPPLED TEEN INTO RIVER TO COLLECT INSURANCE $$$

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