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PRIZE CAMELS ARE AIMED AT US!
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LOW-PAID WORKERS GIVE KILLER TYPHOON PERMISSION TO LAND!
PHONY DOCTOR TURNS TO CRIME TO SUPPORT SKID KID'S BINGO HABIT
IRON CURTAIN ICE CUTIE FACES BIRDS AND BEES SEX CHARGES!