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INNOCENT MAN SHRUNK AND KIDNAPPED BY SECRET LOVE POTION
9-YEAR-OLD GIRL BARES HER SOUL ON T.V.
FLUNK-OUT KIDS'S MARIJUANA BLAMED FOR 90-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND'S DEATH