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GOD FOUND MY POOPER-SCOOPER!
STUNNED SCIENTISTS TAKE IN ADAM WEST
DIVORCED DAD FALLS OUT OF AMBULANCE
THIRSTY CUSTOMER GETS GRAMPS'S BODY PARTS IN A BOX
BANDIT CAT SMASHED BY DEEP FREEZE!