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SON BUYS GRAVE ROBBING GRANNY
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HIT-AND-RUN VICTIM PAID BIG BUCKS TO BE KILLED!
ANGRY TRUCKER RAMS KILLER DOGS TO SAVE EGG-LAYING BUNNY RABBIT!