Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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GUY GETS $1.5 MILLION AFTER FLYING HORSE WRECKS HIS MARRIAGE
ROLLER SKATER FIREBOMBED!
GREEDY PARENTS SELL THEIR TINY PINK FROGGIES
THREE-ARMED LADY'S SECRET AGONY AND OUR NATION'S DUMBEST PRESIDENT!
CRUEL KID HAS A TURTLE BLOOD OF HER OWN!

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