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FED UP JUDGE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT UNTIL BABY'S BIRTH
BLIND DENTIST GOT TOO NOSY
WORLD LEADERS TAKE REVENGE ON GRAMPS WHO KILLED THEIR PAL!
TUB-OF-LARD TEEN'S FIRSTBORN HAD NO BRAIN
FLOWER-NAPPER PLOTTED WITH FED UP JUDGE TO KILL HUBBY!