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ELVIS PRESLEY'S PARENTS BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS
OLD MAN SURVIVES SEA HORROR!
GROOM SHOT TWICE IN HIS HEAD GRABS GUNS & FIGHTS BACK
HIGH-HEELED HORROR'S FIRSTBORN HAD NO BRAIN
OLDSTERS TAKE IN LEADING LADY