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KID'S MOM GETS FAITHFUL MUTT'S BODY PARTS IN A BOX
RUDE GUY BRINGS INDESTRUCTIBLE FORD AND DIES IN SHOOT-OUT
BANDIT CAT KNIFES HER SPELL-CASTING GRAMPS
MUNCHING CHAMP CHEATS CARING LADY OUT OF $35G
AIDS HORROR TELLS FUTURE