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MIRACLE LEGAGY SCARES BEAN LOVERS
ASTONISHING CHILD'S GHOST SAVES LIFE OF AL CAPONE
JEKYLL-AND-HYDE KILLER KILLS HEART-ATTACK VICTIM WITH CAR PHONE
CANNIBALS INVENTED BASEBALL!
I SAW THE FULL MOON KILLER AT A FRAT HOUSE BURGER KING