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This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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MURDERED! BECAUSE OF HIS PICKUP TRUCK
KILLER WHALE SURVIVES AFTER BEING BLOWN OFF 75-FOOT CLIFF
FREEZE-DRIED ASTRONAUTS KIDNAP LIBERACE
JILTED GAL TRIED TO RUB HIM OUT WITH CASTRATION CAPER, WIMP TELLS BUSINESS GALS
HIGH-HEELED HORROR PAID BIG BUCKS TO BE KILLED!

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