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MIRACLE BABY KILLS WITH HIS EYES
CRIPPLED VET CHEATS FUNERAL HOME WORKER OUT OF $35G
PRETTY PRINCESS GETS NEW LIFE
FIENDISH FATHER PROVES THAT EXPERTS ARE STUPID!
CHILD IN A PICKLE