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CONDO FOR GIRLS
MOTHER OF THREE RUNS OVER CHILD-STARVED WOMAN 3 TIMES IN PARKING LOT SQUABBLE
JUDGE HACKED TO PIECES WITH CHAIN SAW!
HOME-WRECKING SPOOKS ZAP AWAY OUR ENERGY!
HEART-ATTACK VICTIM'S PIX MAKE ME SICK!