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MOM HAS A FIRM GRIP ON LIFE
GOOD GUYS SOLD CORPSES' ORGANS, COPS SAY
YARN MAKER WAS CHAINED TO BED, COPS SAY
COUNTESS IS MY SPECIAL ANGEL
NURSE'S AIDE EMBARRASSED TO DEATH!