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LITTLE BLACK BOX SPOTTED ON BELLY OF U.F.O.
A-BOMB TURNS TRIBE INTO PINT-SIZED MODELS
THE FLOCK IS STILL WAITIN' FOR GOD'S POT
CIRCUS OWNER BEAT SACRED ELEPHANT TO DEATH FOR HAVING JET SKI IN HER BELLY
BRAIN GLITCHES CAUSE SUICIDE IN ROBOT SURGEONS