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ROBOT DOCTOR'S GRAVE ROBBED BY SUPERCAT, SAY EX-LOVERS
NURSE'S AIDE CAN'T STOP HAVING BABIES!
THE GRANNY'S KNICKKNACK OF JOAN RIVERS
SCORPION CRAWLS INTO STOLEN KID'S EAR!
CRUEL HUNTERS HUNT THIEF WHO BURIED COMPUTERS IN HIS BACKYARD