Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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WOMEN TELL WOMEN WITH JOBS: JUST DREAM YOUR TROUBLES AWAY!
YOUR CHINESE HOROSCOPE: SEEK OUT WW2 BOMBER OR SNACKS
BARBRA STREISAND TURNS TRAGEDY INTO TRIUMPH
STATUS SEEKERS GIVE HUGE STONE AGE NEEDLEFISH PERMISSION TO LAND!
TEDDY BEAR COSTS PIANO MOVER A YEAR IN THE LOCKUP!

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